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Topics: Paul Gascoigne

Friday, 5 June 2009

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Was Gazza visited by friendly Ghosts?

No. He wasn't drunk or crackers when he made this strange announcement,at least not at the start.

Today. Paul Gascoigne appeared on the morning programme 'Pass My Breakfast Over' and shockingly revealed he was visited by Three Spirits and an Angel last night. "They appeared right before my eyes. The first Spirit looked like my mate, Five Bellies. The second looked like my new lass, Emma. The final one looked like my Dog, Rover. But it turned out to be my ex, Sheryl. The Angel had a lovely face, he looked like my Psychiatrist."

The Presenter Keith Lemmon asked Gazza if he was drunk. He replied, "Not last night I wasn't..."
Gazza explained that The Spirits came to tell him to stay away from drink and live a happy life. The Angel blessed him.

Their advice however seemed to be utterly and totally pointless, as Gazza was later arrested for being drunk and disorderly, and sexually harassing fellow guest on the show, Lily Allen. He was released on bail later that day,only to end up in Hospital after being attacked by a Toddler, and falling down an open manhole.

A friend of Gazza's said, "He needs that Guardian Angel,he liked the Angel. He doesn't want three bloody Jeremy Kyle wannabes telling him what he can and what he cant drink. He cant live on just Tea for the rest of his life. Were they having a bloody laugh or something?"

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