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Friday, 5 June 2009

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New York, NY - Paris Hilton has previously announced that she will be filming her newest reality TV show around various places in Europe, and newly announced this morning: Afghanistan. Hilton said that she is not worried about the status and treatment of women in that country regarding her show. Her twist for this location is having a male BFF. Hilton's first choice for her new Afghani BFF: Osama Bin Laden.

In a telephone interview, the celebrity who is famous for being famous, was asked several questions regarding the validity of this choice. When asked why Bin Laden for first choice, Hilton replied "I think we will have more in common than you think. My father is a hotel tycoon. His father is an oil tycoon. I have extreme fashion beliefs. He has extreme religious beliefs. Wait… he can speak English, right?"

Hilton is certain she can find the international fugitive easily once the word gets out she wants him on her show. When asked whether or not she thinks Bin Laden will want to be her new BFF and the fame that goes with it, Hilton replied, "Sure! I mean, he lives in a cave. Why would he not want to be a part of this? Wait, what are you implying?"

Nothing at all, Paris. We wish you the best in finding him, in fact. There are thousands of soldiers who would love to see their own hard work and gritty devotion to our country mean something. And, who knows? Bin Laden might actually enjoy the fame after successfully remaining hidden all these years.

Best wishes, Paris.

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