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Wednesday, 3 June 2009

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Padre Oprah's a Henry the Eighth and a George the Dufus

Padre Oprah the hunkie former Roman Catholic priest known for his charisma, sex appeal and flagrant violations of celibacy has made the headlines again by his conversion to the Episcopalian faith that looks kindly upon curates with a whole lotta love for the ladies.

Fr Cuti'e was recently photographed smooching with a bikinied cutie on a Florida beach. The Roman Catholic Archdiocese said that's out; the Floridian Episcopalians announced he's in. Episcopal leader of the Miami South Beach conglomerate told reporters that their religious leaders have been o so boring that Padre Oprah was a breath of fresh air and the best lightning rod for sexsual controversy since Henry the Eighth.

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