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Wednesday, 3 June 2009

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Vanessa Hudgens, 20, hates filming sex scenes on camera. Why? Because she claims it makes her feel "gross".

"I know I shocked everyone with my naughty nude photos but this is something totally different. You feel absolutely gross because it IS gross with people I don't even know. Sometimes I wish I had never made those photographs because , after that, it was open season on Vanessa Hudgens. I should have known better than that but it was supposed to be a career move or so I was told."

"Listen, don't believe everything you're told. The name of the game is money and that's just the way to grow up' by showing your body like a prostitute looking for business."

"When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes," the raven haired beauty confessed.

"We get paid to feign attraction and love."

"Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner," she divulged.

"I've got three movies I'm involved in and after that, I won't be 'for sale' ever again!"

"I want to do movies that are fun and one of these really is, but i'm going to be very selective in the future."

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