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Tuesday, 2 June 2009

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"Curses! Fooled Again!"

It's always fun to get your own back after being hunted all the time by the paparazzi and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are driving the reporters nuts. Furthermore, several other stars are keeping an eye on the situation to see what they can do to be able to slip away from the public eye.

Going by the names of Pattinson II and Stewart II, the two Hollywood doubles and stunt actors say they are having a ball with the press, and at the same time, getting to share some experiences with the real couple.

"We're becoming friends", says Kristen II. "For the last week the press have followed us absolutely everywhere until they finally get close enough to know they've been duped again. But I don't feel sorry for them at all because everyone needs some privacy. They are NEVER satisfied with a news conference. They want something 'juicy'."

"Though now they're afraid they'll get sued because it might be us."

"Yesterday", added Pattinson II, "the real Robert Pattison wanted some lunch so he and Wan...Stewart II went out with faces down and were immediately followed. However, once they got to the restaurant, Stewart II let her face be shown and they immediately lost interested."

"This one guy yells, 'I hope you're happy, I'm not getting paid for substitutes!' and the real Robert Pattinson was sitting right there!"

"Then Kristen and Pattinson II pulled the same thing and after everybody left, I got up and joined my fellow double and left the lovebirds to their privacy."

"Now Robert has this idea about a third set..ha ha ha!"

"Maybe we're being mean but these guys and others like them don't get any breaks from the paparazzi!"

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