Written by Bob Muppet
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Wednesday, 20 March 2002

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Coronation Street's master butcher, Fred Elliot, was the envy of the Showbiz world when he bought Kylie's bum at a charity auction.

The auction was held because the gorgeous megastar decided that it was only fair to share the 'leftovers' from the recent surgical enhancement of her bottom, with the world.

"Someone will be lucky enough to own a part of me!" she enthused.

"YES lucky lucky lucky!" However, the award winning butcher, famous for his black pudding and Cumberland ring, was cautious when asked about his plans for the 'trimmings'.

He dismissed the idea of adding the trimmings to his sausages because he said it was tasteless.

"No, they'll stay pickled in alcohol for posterity - a bit like the regulars in the Rovers Return pub!" he quipped in a sincere attempt at levity.

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