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Sunday, 31 May 2009

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Penis Minus Wilson, (Not his real name) the man with the world's smallest penis, who was second until the recent death of Harvey Tagbone, says that he has the most googled site on the internet.

"This really works out great for me", Penis told several of his friends Sunday.

"Some time ago someone I showed Little Tiny to, told me I could make a fortune off Little Tiny, if I used my head."

"I told him, hey, it's barely got a head. How will using it's head make me a fortune?"

"No, no!", he declared. "Listen. Take a close-up- or they'll never see it- and put the photo on a website and then sell advertising on it and every time someone clicks on your site, you'll get paid."

"But, I asked him rather sarcastically if I remember, WHY should anyone WANT to see a photo of the world's smallest penis?"

"For curiosity, for one thing", stated my friend. "But here's the BIGGY, if you'll excuse the expression...all the guys with little weinies will want to see it so they will be cheered up of their own small package!"

"So I tried it and the rest is history."

"I'm rich...but I've still got the world's smallest penis."

"So, I guess every guy who reads this is either curious or your wanger didn't fully wang. Let's hope it's because you were just curious."*

*That includes the writer, just curious.

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