Rupert Everett astounded friends and fans Friday by announcing that he is "Coming out of the garage".
I've known for the past ten years or more that I was no longer gay, probably longer than that", Everett told a reporter for "Big Boys & Their Favorite Toys".
"Of course I've had these great roles offered to me in movies and I don't want those to stop but I have to be honest here."
Everett says it started nearly 20 years ago when he went to a Hooters Restaurant.
"After that night at "Hooters", I began to dream about great big bazooms! Racks the size of my head and after awhile, I came to decide that a woman's body is so much more beautiful than a mans."
"For the past two months I've been slipping out while in disguise and attending Britney's Circus performance."
"Before that I began hanging around straight bars."
"Another thing, since women think I'm gay and I guess I was, they were so relaxed around me they hardly wore anything. I mean, it was 'I need to take a shower, Rupert, would you sponge my back?' Then they'd walk around the room like I was her sister or something."
"So I'm officially OUT OF THE GARAGE! I hope I don't lose any friends and fans but a person has to be honest about this thing."