Lovely little Hollie Steel, 10 (yes she is ten - Dave Solari on U-tube) has won the competition for the cutest crying child award of the BGT competition.
Hollie Steel 10, who is a cross between Lena Zavaroni and a Julie Andrews' clone, initially had a warbly voice, due to the phenomenal world-wide pressure of the competition and forgot the words of her song and kept repeating the same line. Simon mouthed "She's forgot the words" which caused Hollie to turn into Harpo Marx and she was immediately struck dumb. The little mite held her hands to her face in terror and then had to stop her first attempt at singing the classic 'Edelweiss' or 'Idle-swine' - as it is in German.
Amanda Holden threw her body onto the stage and told the audience to 'effin be quiet', while the child was comforted, given water, ice cream and a balloon.
The plucky youngster composed herself and half an hour later and was given a second attempt by 'Uncle Simon', due to her disabling condition of 'chronic cuteness'.
She nailed the song in BGT studio as she had done in the film 'Sound of Music' back in 1967, when she was Julie Andrews 67. After her song Hollie then shed tears of relief.
She was judged on the volume of water from the eyes, crushed looks, lip-trembling, rambling whilst crying, redness of eyes and the ability to set other people off.
She scored ten out of ten for all categories beating Natatlie Okri into second place and Shaheen Jafargholi into a respectable third place. Aidan Davis, the child half of Stavros Flatley and the smallest member of Diversity all tied for fourth place. Pushing Amanda Holden into a disappointing ninth place.
One viewer said "Amanda was singing the words along with Hollie during the second attempt, whereas she was aiming a gun, harpoon, spear and foul invectives at Jamie Pugh when he sung. I think she might be a little partisan'
Hollie will be appearing in the final as she beat Greg Pritchard on the judges vote- he attempted to sing 'Barcelona' and 'My Old Man's a Dustbin' simultaneously.
The decision has sparked controversy as she was given a second chance for being a cute little girl child. Due to this being show-business what the eff do people expect?
Gary Coleman, Emmanuel Lewis, Fred Savage and Maculay Culkin have confirmed cute children are well loved by the public.
Valerie Doolittle a nosey nobody from a children's watchdog charity said " While I am still distressed with seeing children crying on this show. I voted for Hollie anyway... she was soooooooooo cuteeeeeeee!"
Hollie Steel is in fact incredibly cute and most people would take a bullet for her- just saying......