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Wednesday, 27 May 2009

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Some of the world and alot of England has been awaiting the appointment of a successor to the British throne.

Most have expected that at some point between senility and incontinence, the Queen would allow her near senile and mostly pee pantsing son Charles to hold the place till more able and agile minds and bodies could ascend the throne. alas they were all wrong as Elizabeth the Second shocked the United Kingdom and almost got the interest of the rest of the world.

Queen Bess II announced that Susan boyle will succeed her as the British monarch. The queen cited the fact that Boyle was certainly homely enough to reign and that it would certainly be nice to have a regent with a passable speaking voice and a first rate Karaoke crooning ability.

Elizabeth pointed out that England may need a manly leader in the upcoming difficult times and the Susan Boyle certainly has more macho than that old drip, Charley.

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