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Monday, 25 May 2009

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You know what I feel like Edna? A nice cup of tea Reggie? No, today is a blue pill day

Cockney hard-man and all round dangerous bloke to know, Danny Dyer has revealed his new Television project.

The programme is called: 'Danny Dyer's A nice cup of Tea and a sit down'. It is currently filming, with many of the stunts being performed by Peter Sallis, the voice of Wallace.

It looks at the famed tradition beloved of middle aged English people of a nice cup of tea and a sit down. As well as this development, Dyer will also be studying the dying art of Morris Dancing, which gives the actor time to show how handy he is with a big stick.

Dyer told us: 'Like Man,this will be great, it really will, it will extend my presenting range, and allow me to get handy with some Morris Dancers. They may look ridiculous, but anyone who can bash some sticks together, whilst dancing with bells on is alright in my book, know what I mean Man? Whatcha'

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