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Monday, 25 May 2009

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"Britain's Got Talent, Talented Kids"

Once again Susan Boyle wowed the audience to their feet went a great rendition of "Memories" from the Broadway musical Cats and everyone knew she had nailed it. The Scottish Virgin had struck again, and she deserved it!

But there was also a moment of silence with millions of people watching the very talented kid, Natale Okri, burst into tears.

Both events will be hard to forget as were a couple from last year.

While the judges were not harsh, not even Simon Cowell for once, the heartbreak of a kid can last her a long time.

Several have been writing in for the show not to allow people under 18 to be on it and now most agree.

It also makes sense to the TV powers that be, because it could create a "Britain's Got Talent, Junior Version".

With all kids, there would be a lot more of chumminess and a closer group with all being close to the same age.

The judges too could be in their late teens, especially a couple of them who have "made it".

Of course, the big problem would be finding an 18-year old Ass like Simon Cowell. Perhaps we could shop the school records for bullies with some knowledge of talent?

-Opinion Of The Day, by Larry Gay Penis

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