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Saturday, 23 May 2009

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According to several reports on the internet lately, Susan Boyle's love life has hit a snag as the man she loves, 66-year-old, Helmut Glaser from back home has no plans to marry at the present time.

Boyle apparently met Mr. Glaser, a German immigrant through her church.

"She's really something," Glaser is said to have told an acquaintance Wednesday, "and it would be something to be with someone as exciting as Susan but I'm just not ready to settle down just yet. Maybe when I get a little older."

The same acquaintance says that Boyle has asked Glaser to go with her to visit the Pope, they're both devout catholics, but Glaser has refused.

"I'm simply not ready for all that paparazzi thing", stated Glaser. "Next thing you know, it'll be the Queen, Prince Charles and the Obamas in the states and where'd you be?"

"I've got a little income from a deceased relative and there's the sheep and gardening to do. How am I going to have time to do that and be heading over to Hollywood for her to do songs for the movies, duets with that Madonna person. No, she doesn't like her, more likely Brittainy, because Susan has always said that that Brittainy just needs a good dressing down."

"Maybe in a few years, when Susan's settled a bit, we'll give this a bit more thought."

"Of course, by then she may have married that Mel Gibson. They're more near the same age and he's catholic also."

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