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Friday, 22 May 2009

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Ms. Pacman

Although she's been out of the spotlight over the last 5 or 6 years, everyone still knows Ms. Monica Lewinsky, once the "toast" of Washington DC Democrats. Now Ms. Lewinsky is back as she's just signed a contract with Marlow Productions to star in the movie version, "Ms Pacman, The Movie".

"I realize this is all about nostalgia", stated Ms Lewinsky. "I mean, both of us gals have been out of the spotlight for some time now. Oh there might be a peek at what's standing in an older restaurant, between the tables and the restrooms to tempt you and sometimes a guy may stop, smile and play awhile, but most of the time, I'm ignored."

"And so are the Ms. Pacman machines."

"That's why I jumped at the chance to play her. We're sisters under the skin or metal. We've had our names up in lights. And, less everyone forgets us, we're going to give it a try."

Playing some of the power dots who get gobbled up are Regis, William Shatner, Andy Griffith, Ringo Starr, Rob Reiner and Henry Winkler.

They also play the ghosts that chase Ms. Pacman later on, while bouncing all over the stage.

"I have a lot of friends who have supported me through all those troubled years and I wanted to publicly thank them, especially the one who sent the Roses/Cigars arrangement."

"Well I must go and try to learn those mazes. No, I don't have any idea who will play the fruit but they allowed me to send an invitation to Barney Frank, one of my favorite people in Washington."

"Ms. Pacman, The Movie" is scheduled to come out in 2010.

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