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Friday, 22 May 2009

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The latest rumor out of Hollywood and filtering into Vancouver, British Columbia where the Twilight movies were filmed, is that not only have several of the actors in the first two Twilight movies signed a contract to do a third, "The Eclipse", but that Susan Boyle will be doing some of the music in it.

Scheduled to be filmed in 2010-2011, there are already two great numbers written for the film and from the rumor mill comes the fact that the songs writers think Susan Boyle's haunting voice would be great doing them.

So, before Twilight hits the theaters in late November, fans are already getting excited about "The Eclipse".

Thus far, only Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have inked a contract but both Ashley Greene and Taylor Lautner say they intend to do so but are very busy with other projects at the time and wish to consult with their managers.

"There's plenty of time", Greene reportedly told a reporter in San Francisco. I'm waiting to see if the November showing of New Moon is going to have as much of an impact as it's being built up to be. I know that Robert and Kristen love doing the show so I'm not surprised to hear they've already inked a contract. But I hadn't heard about the possibility of Susan Boyle doing some of the songs, wow! That should be something."

Meanwhile back in Vancouver, police there say that the "Extra Werewolf" scene that has been rumored about is causing them a lot of trouble.

One officer told the press there that he doesn't want to make it any worse by more write-ups but both serious and prank calls have been coming in about people seeing werewolves in the Vancouver area.

"Please let the people know that we have a very important job to do and this merely ties up our time. While having pets missing is heartbreaking to some families, it's probably just wandered off or, as I've told them, check the pound."

"Plus there was one idiot all fixed up with a Halloween outfit but he got the worst of it when the two young ladies pelted him with rocks."

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