When Rapper and Sesame Street Tough Chris Brown learned that his former girlfriend and DV victim Rihanna was having a ball watching male strippers show theirs, he had his very own shit fit.
Brown sent his body guards into the club, Manly Balls and Larger Dicks, to call out Rihanna. At first she stood her ground the way the counselors at the domestic violence shelter taught her. But before long even amid the twigs and berries of genitalandia, Rihanna heard the siren call of her former beau and recent beater.
In the middle of Thirty Third Street and Third Avenue, the plaintiff and accused locked in a romantic embrace as the beaten up party of the first part fell back into her codependent malady and licked the wounded pride of her assaulter.
Brown made the text book promise of: " I love you baby...I'll never hurt you again..." Rihanna fresh from her strip Club experience couldn't help but giggle and ask:' Is dis all ya got!?" And the two began brawling...