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Wednesday, 20 May 2009

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Gibson and Grigorieva rehearse confessional scene in The Passion of the Sixty year Old Traditional Catholic

The same Mel Gibson of The Passion of the Christ, the fanatical Christian cult film and the top award winner at Sadistic Pics Picture Parade has found a new personal saviour. Gibson has been getting on his knees to a new idol who apparently is carrying the sometime Traditional Catholic, often public abusive drunk and now unfaithful husband and philanderer's baby.

Oksana Grigorieva who based on available photographs is an impoverished waif who can hardly afford clothes to keep the poor dear warm in the harsh Russian winters or in the lavish hotels' chilly air conditioning where Gibson has made her his kept woman. Trashing a 28 year old marriage s the tabloids would present it is something gibson totally denies:

" My Christ-like compassion for the poor, the naked and the extremely young and hot brought me to the impoverished bedside of Oksana. I am ready to suffer all manner of persecution and many bouts of rough sex on behalf of my christian love for the poor, three fourths nude wench!"

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