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Topics: California

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

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Kristian Kris Allen reminded American Idol voters, the most idle idlers in America, that despite his having found Jesus as his personal saviour and his many years in service to the gospel, he wants the voters to concentrate on something they have no idea about: talent.

Gay Adam Lambert asked the millions of gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered, transexual, queer and questioning American idol fans to only use their multi million phones, computers and other calling devices on behalf of the most talented contestant in the AI competition.

Allen will sing Just a Closer Walk with Thee, My Sweet Lord and My God Hates Fags in tonight's performances. Lambert will sing the entire score of Rent while playing his own accompaniment on Liberace's grand piano, candelabras and sequined body suit included.

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