Written by Blanca Brava
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Topics: Simon Cowell

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

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LOS ANGELES - A bystander clicked a cell phone snapshot of American Idol frontrunner Adam Lambert and feisty Simon Cowell passionately embracing in an alley behind the Fox studios. The two were said to be so engulfed with each other that they never knew the pictures had been taken.

"They were literally all over the back alley in an uncontrolled frenzy" said Bethany Pearce, the girl we can thank for the photos. Mr. Lambert has been somewhat open about his sexuality but nobody expected Simon would take advantage of young Adam using his weatlh and power.

When Randy Jackson was approached for a comment on the scandal he replied "Yo dog, I don't know. I don't know if it's for me. Adam's the man, dog."

Paula is said to be in shock as it was common knowledge that she was pining away for Adam as well, "She was really hoping he was straight," replied a friend. She was apparently so distraught she was seen rummaging through her car for her Ambien.

Adam was asked how the scandal has affected him this week to which he replied with a quirky rendition of Dancing Queen.

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