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Sunday, 17 May 2009

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Steele and Keyes perform in the Big Black Dickies

Black Conservatives who thought that they might trade on tokenism to rise to the highest office in the land have been behaving strangely since the election of a black liberal to the White House.

Alan keyes once a near model citizen except for the crime of being a radio host can't keep his black ass out of jail lately. Arrested twice for trespassing on the Notre Dame University campus while wheeling a doll in a baby stroller. Keyes bragged that he was being considered for Black Mother of the Year.

Gop head Michael Steele seems set on outdoing Keyes by his unconditional embrace of the fanatical National Rifle Association. Steele told the convocation of gun nuts and right wing terrorists that it was not guns that kill the thousands of inner city black youth every year. They die from bullet triggered Sickle Celled Anemia wielded by the Grim Reaper.

Leading psychoanalysts believe that both Keyes and Steele may be suffering from Black Penis Envy.

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