Paris - Victoria Beckham, 35, was rushed to hospital late Friday night after being punched in the mouth at a local pub where she was having a quiet beer with friends, including Cheryl Cole.
Witnesses reported that the Posh one was approached by a fan, an English woman in Paris for the weekend, at about 10.30pm who requested an autograph. The fan became enraged when Posh returned the autograph with her own signature and not the signature of her famous husband David.
Posh replied that signing her husband's name would be forgery and fraud and by law she was unable to do it. She also said David's writing was so bad she would not be able to imitate it, and believe me, she had tried.
The woman became so angry she began screaming and yelling at the famous pop star and then, without warning, punched her in the mouth. The woman was quickly wrestled to the floor and exterminated by Victoria's bodyguards.
Victoria was rushed to the nearest hospital with her front tooth embedded in her bottom lip. When surgeons went to operate on the said tooth, they found that the tooth did not actually belong to her but was the front tooth of husband David. Victoria was asked to explain herself.
Surgeons were shocked when Posh revealed the Beckhams had swapped their front teeth in a weird Satanic ritual that occurred just after their engagement to "pledge their eternal love". She confirmed that anaesthetic was not used during the ritual and no qualified dentist was present.
"You think Angelina and Billy Bob are the only weird couple out there?" said the Posh one "David and I beat the pants out of them - and we're still together!"