In the heady world of showbiz, nothing is static, especially a sentence like this.
In a dramatic turn of events, it seems that Katie and Peter have cancelled their plans for their separation and are joining up again.
Er. Hold on, no, it seems they are still apart. Sorry. As their initial attempts to sell their separation photographs to OK! Hello! and British Farmer magazines have been thwarted, they have decided to hold off on their rejoining.
But wait a minute, hang on, there seems to be a last minute rush for the story and photographs from "Dysfunction", the magazine of the Chartered Institute of Personnel Development.
Sorry. False alarm. The institute were only offering two seats at their annual HR awards being held in the Morecambe Temp Inn, rooms £38 a night for up to three people or 17 illegal immigrants.
We would keep you all posted, but the price of a stamp vs. the stamp of a Price might become prohibitive as the weeks pass by.
It would appear, however, that the divorce proceedings could become quite acrimonious. The solicitors acting for Mr Andre, Nowhin Nophee and Largekomishun said that the main initial dispute would rage over who would have custody of the implants.