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Thursday, 14 May 2009

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Hollywood Ca - A TV studio audience and millions of daytime TV viewers were left aghast when a gang of teen idols and Johnny Depp became embroiled in a mass brawl on live TV. Studio security guards were quick to intervene, but not before blood had been spilled and teen-egos bruised.

The combatants were appearing on the 'Live With Charlie' show, hosted by cult killer turned talk show host Charles Manson when the conversation turned to the movie adaptation of TheSpoof.com's Star Trek collaboration extravaganza, conceived by BuckwheatsButt and championed by Jalapenoman, to be directed by Rob Reiner.

The teen queens had apparently all been approached by lawyers representing the pre-production team and offered the same roles. Johnny Depp was not affected by this development but according to unreliable sources, was 'very drunk'.

It transpires that an argument broke out regarding who would be playing whom, and that Miley Cyrus punched Lindsay Lohan in the face, calling her a 'let's pretend lesbian'. Within seconds a mass brawl was in progress and Brenda Song, who is quite petite and not very good at brawling screamed her head off while Johnny Depp repeatedly kicked a laid out Rob Pattinson in the head.

Host Manson could only look on in in horror as security moved in to break up the bitch-fight. He was heard to say:

"Where the hell do they get these people?"

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