Colorado - It's been one year since legendary actor/heartthrob Patrick Swayzee, star of Dirty Dancing and Ghost, was diagnosed with Gold Digging Dancer, otherwise known as Kevin Federline Disease. Swayze is thought to have contracted the disease after attending a Britney Spears concert in 2007.
One year later Swayze started exhibiting symptoms of dancing badly, proposing to rich, lonely pop stars and releasing a very bad rap song. He was rushed to hospital where a series of tests were performed on him. Sadly, he was told he had a deadly form of Dancer and had just a slim chance of survival. He vowed to fight to the bitter end.
Swayze was admitted to the Flashdance Fame Academy of TV Dancers recently to continue his treatment with the best care possible.
Despite his brave battle Swayze is said to be slipping further and further away, after being sighted in a restaurant with Lilly Allen on the weekend and buying an engagement ring at a local pawn shop. He was wearing baggy pants and miming to Vanilla Ice.
"It's not looking good" said Swayze's agent "but don't write him off just yet - he's got Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance, coming to visit him next weekend and I have a feeling that could make all the difference!"
Our prayers are with you Patrick. Don't give up.