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Thursday, 14 May 2009

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Mike looks on in disbelief as another customer orders a "Carrie Prejean Spontaneous Boob Shot" cocktail drink

London, England - Drinknation.com has just the changed the famous cocktail drink "Sex on The Beach" to "Carrie Prejean Spontaneous Boob Shots." All the ingredients are pretty much the same: 2 oz. Cranberry Juice, 2 oz. Orange Juice, 2 oz. Pineapple Juice 1 ½ oz. Schnapps (peach), except for the substituting of 1 ½ oz. vodka for tequila. But it is the spontaneous aspect, like Carrie Prejean herself, that makes all the difference of the newly renamed drink, say alcoholics.

"Now it's more of a drinking game really. More than a drink with a suggestive name to sexually harass the opposite or same sex," said Mike, a bartender that claims the newly renamed drink is all the rage at today's pubs in the trendy West End of London, England.

People who request the drink have to sit at the bar or at a table while the bartender spins a full bottle of tequila in front of them.

"Whomever it ends up pointing to not only have to take a drink of tequila from a shot glass, but the they have to pull up their top flashing their boobs," said Regina Jones, 27, self-described barfly.

"That's not all," added Mike, taking another drag on a fag (a cigarette). "Then as the person who takes the shot of tequila pulls up their top, the other people at the bar surround them blowing up their shirt, keeping it up, while one by one everyone in the bar licks sea salt off the person's chest."

Afterwards, the most intoxicated person in the bar spontaneously stands up on a table and begs everyone to ask them their personal stance on same-sex marriage.

"That's when the person up on the table has the chance to make a boob out of themselves by voicing their opinion in a public place, just like Carrie Prejean," said Mike as he wipes the bar with an off-white tablecloth soaked with alcohol and soapy water. "And a chance for everyone else to take a cheep shot at them."

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