Written by Mark Taylor
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Topics: Wanker, twat, cunt

Monday, 4 March 2002

After waiting in the cold New York Winter for nearly three hours 16 year-old Kristin Myers finally was invited up to the prestigous TRL Studio.

"It was really cold that day and my friend Jenny and I were super-excited when they told us we could go up into the studio," Myers reported.

Myers like so many teens have made TRL a sort of American Bandstand for their generation. Many teens wait for hours just to be able to request a lame Britney Spears video.

"We were so excited they took us into the studio and then we got the arm bands and they were pink and it was just so cool........then Carson came out," said Myers in between sobs

Daly had evidently spent the night before drinking with the brother of Britney Spears. The night ended badly for Daly when he made a comment about how much he would like to fronicate his sister.

Evidently Carson said something to the effect of, "I want to titty-fuck your sister so bad, even if they are fake you know what I mean," According to eye witness accounts.

"I don't care what happened to him the night before he was a total jerk," said Myers.

Daly apparently spent most of the preshow asking various teens if they would like to meet his " P-Diddy" and pointed to his crotch and kept asking the males in the audience if they thought that they could take him. To which they all answered, " you bet your ass I could take you."

MTV declined to comment on this story but that still doesn't take the hurt away for little Kristin Myers.

"I know he wears nail polish and hangs-out with Kid Rock but I still thought he would be a gentlemen, I mean he is so cool when he interviews Justin, I never thought he could be like this," said Myers.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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