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Monday, 11 May 2009

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Our Mission Is To Boldly Go...

It has just been announced that contributors to TheSpoof.com are to embark upon their most ambitious project yet, a project which threatens to knock previous blockbuster 'Below Decks' flat on its arse.

The project, brainchild of BuckwheatsButt and championed by Jalapenoman has been described as a logistical nightmare.

When asked if they truly believed they could pull such a feat off, Buck and the J-man roared in perfect harmony:


Although the projected storyline remains a closely guarded secret, it is widely held that naked women, outsized genitalia, alien anal probing, and US Foreign Policy will come into play at most points.

Legendary moviemaker Steven Spielberg was said to be absolutely seething that he has not as yet been approached to direct a big-screen treatment of the project. Other leading lights ignored by the writers include Will Smith. Michael Moore, Dolly Parton and Lindsay Lohan.

Rumours abound that Barack Obama will play a Klingon bad guy and that Brit politico David Cameron will play a spineless twat.

Production is expected to start real soon.

More as it comes in.

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