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Monday, 11 May 2009

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This is the famous "poisoned" apple on display at The British Museum in London

Fantasia - Snow Charming nee White of Snow White & the Seven Dwarves fame has made a startling statement: contrary to popular belief, she was not poisoned by an apple but her drink was spiked in a Fantasia nightclub just hours before the sleeping incident which now occurred 23 years ago.

White, 43, has remained tight-lipped about the incident for over 20 years, but says now is the time the truth finally be told. She has issued a divorce summons against her husband Prince Charming. She claims Charming is a sexist, arrogant womaniser and she has spent many her married years cooking, cleaning and doing washing while her lazy husband went out with his mates drinking and gambling their savings away on jousting tournaments.

She also claims Charming stripped her of her identity by forcing her to change her maiden name of White to Charming when they became man and wife.

But the most startling revelation of all is that she was not poisoned by the apple of an escaped mental patient who spent her days talking to herself in the mirror, but that her drink was spiked hours before she even entered the forest, at a local nightclub she often frequented.

She now has reason to believe the drink was spiked by her husband to be. Police are taking the accusations seriously and are collecting information for an arrest warrant.

In the meantime, Snow White has entered a local woman's shelter and is learning how to type. "It's my time now" says White "I'm going to get my own flat, a job, some hobbies, join Women's Lib - and I am NOT going to shave my underarm pits for a man EVER AGAIN!"

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