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Sunday, 10 May 2009

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A taxpayers wage yesterday

Famous short person, Andrew Lloyd-Wubber is to produce a new west end musical based on MP's expenses claims according to sources close to the dimunitive star, the brother of Danny De-Vitalite.

Although in the early stages of development, several big name stars are being lined up. Simon Cowell is pencilled in to play Tony Blair, Roy Chubby Brown to play John Prescott and Susan Boyle to play Prime Minister, Gordon Brown.

A working titles of one song which feature in the production is 'A tale of two shitties', a reference to John Prescott's claim for repairs to his smallest room.

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