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Topics: Sexy, Ugly

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

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How the famous star might have looked, if she was THIS person

Controversy today in the world of showbiz, as an attractive person was found to be, actually, not that attractive after all!?!?!

The supposedly gorgeous, famous person was snapped by pap's rushing out of her house and jumping into her car, appearing NOT to have put on expensive clothes and make-up!

Stunned onlookers commented: "It's almost as if she's actually a normal person. I never expected her to look like that!"


The star was then spotted rushing into the A&E department where, a source told us, her mother had just been rushed - seriously ill.

Hospital staff were also amazed at her appearance. Receptionist Keri Lampshade exclaimed: "It was like totally unbelievable like! Some people like, said we should like give her a little slack like, as her mum was like nearly dying like, but not me! Know what I mean?"


Public convinience sanitation technical operator Albert Curtainrail spoke to us through his anti-swine-flu facemask: "I used to think she looked like a princess but not now! Turning up in joggers, with her hair all over the place, it's a disgrace, I feel I deserve compensation!"

Albert since sued the star and received £5000 from dodgy geezers fake-compo-claims-r-us.com

The once beautiful face of showbiz's mother, later died in hospital, and the star was then seen leaving the hospital with red eyes, and a disgusting runny nose. Let's hope she can find time to make a bit more of an effort in her appearance when she attends her dead mothers funeral!?!?!

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