Written by chloefairfield
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Topics: Michael Jackson

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

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Yes, you heard it here first (not that it's true), Kristen Stewart and long time boyfriend Michael Arangano have broken up. Michael was caught at a party with a mystery girl and looked as though he was having too much of a good time! Micheal's friend Derek told me in a dream I had last week.

"Michaels got too much pressure being Kristens boyfriend and the dating stories (Between Kristen Stewart and Twilight Co-Star Robert Pattinson) have put a huge strain on their relationship"

So does this mean that Kristen and Rob can finally be together, together. We will soon find out and the 'we are not dating stories' can finally be put to rest.

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