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Monday, 4 May 2009

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Four of these Cardinals vanish in the new Brown blockbuster movie

Vatican City - (Papal Ass Mess): So impressed were Vatican top brass with Tom Hanks' latest performance in Dan Brown's Angels & Demons that they lobbied for the US movie actor to audition for the lead role of Carol Wojtyla in a proposed new film about the Polish Pope's youthful indiscretions.

Hanks is currently filming in the Rome Catacombs where the plot of Brown's latest blockbuster centers on the disappearance of the Arizona Cardinals football team.

Their vanishing act is soon linked to the immunity from prosecution of the collapsed Vatican Bank's Cardinal Marcinkus who fled to Phoenix, Arizona after securing a lifetime pardon from President Georger Herbert Bush on compassionate grounds.

Ewan McGregor has been pencilled in to play 'God's banker' Roberto Calvi after Will ferrell regretfully turned down the role.

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