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Saturday, 2 May 2009

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Another Group Of "Friends"

Jennifer Aniston has lost her cool completely according to her friends and showing how deeply bitter she is about her ex, John Mayer's highly publicized romp with 23-year old cocktail waitress, Scheana Marie Jancan.

"He sure tries to pick them young", Aniston allegedly told one close friend. "He's is 31 years old and goes after the 23-year-old or should I say, his latest 23-year-old."

Never mind that Aniston is 40 and was carried away by a guy 9 years her junior, "I'm surprised he didn't go over to Saudi Arabia and pick out a REALLY young one."

The playboy guitarist and singer does seem to be spreading it on a bit, but apparently he is as bitter as Aniston.

Although Aniston, 40, who became a star on the popular "Friends" all the way back to 1994, claims she doesn't care WHAT Mayer does or whom he does it with she keeps letting the anger show.

"And he doesn't care to make things worse for her either", stated the friend. "You can tell when someone's hurting and I don't see why he tries to make it worse."

In her latest, Jennifer stated she thinks Mayer should date people "a lot younger than he is because it shows how immature he really is...a juvenile!"

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