It has been announced today that 2 new TV shows, based around sufferers of Swine Flu will be launched in June.
"Come Swine with me" will see 6 selected members of the public, all suffering from the disease, taking turns to cook a 3 course meal from their quarantined cells in a secret disease control location, believed to be somewhere in the Lake District.
"Swine Dining" will also be based from the secret quarantine location, however this will see victims of the virus recounting trips to Michelin Star restaurants pre their infection. It is also believed that during a special pilot episode, Gordon Ramsey will be cooking for them.
The broadcaster was keen to point however that in no way was their forward planning for the shows, in any way a desire for the disease to continue spreading in the meantime.