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Tuesday, 28 April 2009

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Fox TV will have a new summer show starting in July about a bunch of guys of all ages getting hit in the balls.

"We already know we have a 'hit' on our hands", stated the executive producer of "Males Hit In The Balls" as this is always the ones that bring the people to their feet on the Home Video shows, especially the women", stated Jerry Sanders.

"I see it as a metaphor for the lower classes that hang around between alleys and get shafted because they are poor and hidden away from our society in general", stated Hal Freaken, one of seven writers who will have their hands full trying to think of all new ways for men to get hit in the balls. "It shows that, though we do our best to stay strong and ready to defend our wives and children, we're actually sensitive inside, especially inside the scrotum."

"We want to be as creative as possible yet stay close to the truth", stated another writer. "If you ever notice, it's your average Joe who usually catches it in the balls, not the ones with the big balls that sit behind big desks as CEO's."

If this one succeeds, Fox has three or four more in the works such as:

Animals That Chase Their Tails & Flashlight Beams!

The Trampolines Of Death And Destruction!

Babies Spitting Up While Kids Paint The TV Set!

There Goes Granny's Teeth Again!

Stay tuned to the Fox Network for the time and dates for their trial episodes.

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