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Wednesday, 22 April 2009

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MELTDOWN?

Old friends of Lindsay Lohan say the lady's headed for disaster as she seems to be living life on the edge but on the edge of Nowhere.

"It's almost like a replay of the Britney thing", stated one sympathetic to her condition. "No one really knows how to help her and she does need help."

Lindsay has been floating round the party circuits for the past few weeks after her breakup with Samantha Ronson but whatever is going on in her pretty little head seemed to most to have began even before the breakup.

"Plus there are plenty of people out there who will take full advantage of her", said another acquaintance. Several of us want to help but she has to make an effort herself."

According to more than one entertainment publication & internet sites, Lohan has been partying hearty, hitting as many as six clubs in one night.

She also hasn't had an acting gig since 2007 because of her bad reputation

Meanwhile a talent like Lohan currently doesn't have a representative and her ex- publicist isn't returning calls.

And with a basically dysfunctional family like Lohan's to provide zero support, her real pals fear the worst is yet to come!

"There are several web sites for Lilo, why not look one up if you're a fan and send her a positive message and let her know there are fans out here who care for her", stated one of them.

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