Written by Robert W. Armijo
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Tuesday, 21 April 2009

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Miss California USA runner-up, Carrie Prejean mistakenly exercises her Free Speech rights when she answers a leading question

Las Vegas, Nevada - Folding to political correctness faster than a Chinaman can fold shirts at a Chinese Laundromat in Chinatown, Miss California US runner-up, Carrie Prejean, announced today that she no longer opposes same-sex marriages. Her statement is surprising considering it is a complete reversal of her previous position she voiced just last Sunday at the beauty pageant in Las Vegas, when she was ask by "Anti-Libber Raunchy" and pageant judge, Perez Hilton, what her thoughts on the issue were.

"I wish he had asked me about something less controversial," said the gabby gal with the gams, speculating on questions she could have been asked. "You know, something about torturing suspected terrorists, the North Korean missile crisis or America's Puerto Rican problem."

"That's more like it," said Perez Hilton, as he pulled up his black leather boots, preparing to attend a friend's costume party. "I'm glad she now sees the way of the coming new world order."

Standing up, Mr. Hilton then slid on a swastika arm ban onto the sleeve of his brown shirt before he began pacing the room, practicing the goosestep and thrusting arm salutes.

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Mr. Hilton, as he caught his reflection in a mirror from across the room. "I know it's just a costume, but I can still feel the power. Don't you?"

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