Buffy the Vampire Slayer is set to return with Britain's Got Talent favourite Susan Boyle at the helm!
The surprise announcement comes from showriters just days after Boyle announced she was selling her virginity on ebay.
Ricky Gervais, Dawn French and Amy Winehouse have also been approached to appear in this eigth series, which is described by Whedon as "dark and deadly" - or is that just Winehouse?
The only former star to return is James Marsters, who revealed his only reason for returning - "You have a show with 'demons' in it, you need a good cast - including someone who can put on a decent accent that isn't their own.... Mr Glenister."
Buffy starts filming its newly commissioned eighth series in the Autumn.