Written by Paul Deacon
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Topics: Music, Rap

Monday, 4 March 2002

American rap star Jermaine Dupri's new album should still be released this Summer despite the accidental wiping of his answerphone messages. The deleted messages were intended to form 11 interludes between the four new tracks.

A spokesman for his record company Sony told TheSpoof "Jermaine finished the music tracks last December and he was in the process of copying his answerphone messages from his various bitches to make up the entertaining interludes that we all enjoy on rap albums. Unfortunately he had not read the instructions of his new BT Response 250 and deleted them instead of archiving them. All he has so far is a message from his mom asking him to pop round sometime."

"If any of his bitches or 'hood are reading this could they please call him again and leave a message before the end of the month otherwise he will be forced to record another music track" the spokesman added.

Mr Dupri was not available for comment so TheSpoof left a m**herf**king message again.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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