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Sunday, 19 April 2009

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Second Attack On Zombie Outside This NYC Nightclub

Hollywood actor Woody Harrelson once again attacked a zombie, this time a reporter from WBRN late Saturday night, outside a New York nightclub but had a good excuse.

The paparazzi was another zombie", stated Harrelson. "You could smell the brains on his breath, even after the tic tac!"

Harrelson arrived at the night club to relax and loosen up a little after finishing his latest movie, "Zombieland".

Earlier in the week at LaGuardia Airport Thursday night with his 12-year-old daughter, a zombie followed the pair closely through the airport until the actor snapped and shoved him.

Harrelson's reasoning for this assault? "I wrapped up that movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, and somewhere in the show they picked up on my secret weapon. Now they won't leave me alone."

"I simple reacted defensively, using the zombie defense skills I learned from the film."

Asked about his "secret weapon", Harrelson replied.

"Well it was apparently a secret to them. But everybody who has followed my career since "Cheers" realize that I DON'T HAVE A BRAIN!!"

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