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Saturday, 18 April 2009

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Popular teenage idol Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana, has been accused of offending some native Americans by doing a "Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo, Hey-ya, Hey Ya" dance after being told her latest movie had set a record.

Apparently the great news sent Miley into a happy dance, according to those standing near in a crowd that were seeking her autograph. She immediately went into a dance that has been shown in old western movies for many years.

However, the one Miley did was sacred according to Chief Running Star of the Wahoo Nation, a former Olympic runner for the United States team in 1980, after viewing the video on television.

"Sacred great-grandfather came back from Happy Hunting Ground and shot Chief Running Star in the ass with an arrow and demanding that we get official apology and free tickets to all Wahoo's for Miley's next concert. See, arrowhead wound in ass."

"Miss Cyrus has made it clear that she has no respect for the people who were here on this continent before her", stated Indian Affairs lawyer, Blown Twice. The Indians and their constant affairs keep me busy but I'll make a point to visit Miss Cyrus."

Miley's TV show's management have issued an apology and have invited Chief Running Star to come to their studios in June to see Miley where she will officially apologize and hand over the tickets.

"What some people won't do to get free tickets", stated Lawyer, Lawrence Winchester "Goofy" Elliot.

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