Written by queen mudder
Print this

Saturday, 18 April 2009

image for Years of painstaking plastic surgery to get the Susan Boyle look says Michael Jackson
Surgeons maybe did it for a 'dare' to recreate that freakshow grandma look

Los Angeles, Ca - (Cry Me A River Mess): Singer Michael Jackson has told reporters he thinks Britain's Got Tarrant! contender Susan Boyle 'must have had many years of plastic surgery' to get her unmistakeable looks.

"Was it really Elizabeth Taylor's rhinoplasty guy who sculpted her profile?" the entertainer mused.

"Sure, why not? Maybe for a dare!"

In his LA FagHagSlagMag interview this week Jackson sympathised with the tricky surgical procedures needed to transplant pubic hairs in the creation of new eyebrows and bald patch slick-over.

"I reckon she's spent at least $2 million achieving that 'freakshow grandma' look," Jackson confided.

"And that's excluding the liposuction recycling to create breasts, buttocks and a female vagina."

Er, quite...

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 2?

7 4 25 9
53 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more