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Friday, 17 April 2009

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Susan threatened by the Taliban for singing.

Swat (Pakistan): Fearing a rise in the interest of women venturing out to sing after Susan Boyle inspirational achievement, the Taliban for the first time have been threatened. They have issued a fatwa banning her to sing ever in life.

Recently they been blowing girl's school in the restive Swat area of Pakistan. Facing growing anger from the women for banning girl's education, women public out-going, marrying non-taliban groom, this time they are up against women who have been inspired by Susan Boyle.

(Remember these Taliban are not even scared of US or Pakistan army)

Recently Susan Boyle have inspired million of women and men of middle age to rise against themselves and fight for their dream. This fight for dream has threaten Taliban to such a great extent that they have issued Fatwa to ban Susan to sing. According to Fatwa code, which can only be understand by these illiterate people, Susan is prohibited to sing even in dreams.

The Taliban have been scared so much so that they are not even talking about her even in their secret meeting. They fear that their mind will be corrupted by Susan courage to defy against all odds and hardship.

When contacted by Press, Susan told the press that she has indeed receive the letter but since can't read what is written their, she is not bound to follow those instruction.

(Remember, the schools were destroyed by them, so how could Susan read)

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