Inveterate smoker President Barack Obama has been badly hounded by the four beloved ladies in his life about his filthy carcinogenic habit of tobacco abuse.
No Smoking signs have appeared throughout the White House, in the Rose garden and even on the once male sanctuary of the back porch. Ever the innovator Obama seems to have found a way to indulge his addiction and satisfy the socialist left, travel to Cuba!
Known to be the capital of the best cigars in the world because of the secret of rolling the tobacco on the voluptuous thighs of sexy Cuban women, Cuba has been out of the reach of US smokers. But Barack has now opened the gates to Cuban travel for even distant relatives.
Imagine the coincidence! Obama has a second cousin twice removed who owns a tobacco shack in Havana! Don't be surprised if nicotine craving BHO exercises his new legal right to visit cousin in dear in the Pearl of the Antllies.