Bloodyvostock - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): "Sure as hell it wasn't that fat pimple-butt slag Oksana Nalesnikova (tr. Oksana Pancake)," a livid Oksana Pochepa yelled at Russian TV crews today as yet more tall, blonde, tanned, leggy Russian models (sic), all called Oksana, come forward claiming to be Mel Gibson's marriage wreckers.
Nalsnikova, 31, a Russian 'national treasure' and accomplished classical concert pianist, heads the newest list of possible contenders for ruining the Hollywood actor's 28 year marriage.
But 19 year-old Oksana Pochepa has been the first to go public and quickly rubbished other Oksana sex claims as 'pathetic copycat opportunism'.
In an interview with LA FagHagSlagMag this week the model, exotic dancer and aspiring Kazakhstani massage genius said 53 year-old Hollywood actor Mel Gibson had incarnated in her bed last year as the Ultimate Living Love God.
"And now he's dumped his saddo wife of 28 years to flesh out this new found virility that our love has reawakened," Pochepa trilled as Mrs Gibson's divorce swooped on the What Women Want actor's secret Costa Rican bank accounts.
Meanwhile Ms Oksana Putin, Ms Oksana Smirnoff and Ms Oksana Litvinenko are all lining up with soiled panties, used rubbers and hotel room videotape footage to prove their respective Mel Gibson stories.
Maria Sharapova says she wouldn't touch the wrinkly-scrotumed old hasbeen with a bargepole.