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Wednesday, 15 April 2009

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Not the right Cheney but close enuff

Actor Arthur Swenson has been cast in a Hogans Heros Film. Swenson's stellar acting in the block buster film Recon 7 Down, in which Swenson played Rommel.

Arthur Swenson was the main factor to even attempt a new take on Hogans Heros.

A search had been ongoing for over 20 years, however no other actor had been found who could pull off a carbon copy of Klink as well as Art Swenson.

Don Rickles is rumored to be cast as Hogan. Sargent Shultz is to be played by Rosie O'Donald with a bit of makeup.

Chris Becker is slated as the Director. UA could not get William Cheney to direct as He has stubbed his toe.

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