In light of the news of Mel Gibson's impending divorce, this reporter recently sat down with his wife, Robyn Moore Gibson for an intimate chat about her plans, goals and feelings.
When we arrived at her palatial Malibu home, we immediately noticed that Mrs. Gibson was jumping up and down on the sofa screaming "I love Mad Max! I love Mad Max!"
When she finally sat herself down and caught her breath, she made me a delicious Tequila Sunrise and said: "Looks like he's going to be known as the man without a face, or a wallet for that matter, ha, ha! I was standing on the edge of darkness looking for signs. I thought the whole thing was some sort of conspiracy theory. Wow! He sure had a year of living dangerously with that hot Russian blini. My leathal weapon is going to be my attorney, Laura Wasser. There are 3 of them, although everyone thinks she's the best. This is all about payback."
I asked Mrs. Gibson what her plans are once the divorce is finalized. She responded, "I am maintaining a braveheart. I'm hoping to stay forever young with all of the botox and plastic surgery I have scheduled. I also have a really lazy bird on a wire out back, so I'm looking into installing an olympic sized chicken run."