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Monday, 13 April 2009

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2 darlings of the internet and paparazzi have agreed to stage the first real life celebrity death match.

Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan, both recently described as "ridiculous" and "pointless" by every single person on Earth, including themselves, have agreed to the MTV charity event.

The event, a real life remake of the famous clay-mation series has been invented as an attempt to cull the growth of celebrities who add absolutely nothing to the world.

The fight will be staged live on air and will be asking for telephone charity donations.

Following the event, Paris Hilton will be fighting the entire cast of High School Musical.

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