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Monday, 13 April 2009

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In a bizarre twist of both plot and casting, it has been announced that the musical family the Osmonds are to play the villains in the next James Bond film.

In the film due out late 2010, the story will see Bond (to once again be played by Daniel Craig) take on the upper echelons of the "Quantum" crime syndicate, which the plot will reveal as being the famous Mormon family of the Osmonds (who will be playing themselves).

Whilst recent films have seen Bond visit many international and exotic locations, it has been suggested that the majority of the filming will take place in Salt Lake City, in Utah.

It has been hinted that Marie Osmond will be somewhat of a love interest in the movie for Bond. Furthermore, Donny Osmond is currently in extensive sword and ninja fighting training for what is being described as "potentially the greatest fight scene ever recorded".

Furthermore, the family will be resuming their musical career as part of the agreement that has been reached includes the Osmond's writing and performing the bond theme.

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