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Topics: Lindsay Lohan

Saturday, 11 April 2009

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Nicks: Over My Dead Body!

Let's face it, it's been a bad..really bad week for Lindsay Lohan.

Earlier in the week she apparently got dumped by Samantha Ronson "for good" which in Hollywood terms means nothing except a reconciliation would bring more publicity. But Ronson and Lohan both say it's definitely over.

Then word came that she was snubbed by Drea de Matteo and Nicole Richie and a threatened restraining order.

Now it's rocker, 60-year-old Stevie Nicks.

Why Nicks? Apparently someone asked Nicks this week about Lohan playing her (Nicks) in a movie about Nicks and her rocking and rocky career with Fleetwood Mac.

Nicks' answer: "Over my dead body! That gal needs to straighten her life out with the drugs and the partying and get a grip on herself."

Of course, Nicks should know because she's had her own drug and party problems.

Seems like that would make Lindsay the idea person for the role.

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